i haven’t come home…
…so excitedly for so long as i did just now. so what happened you ask? well, lemme share this entertainment with you. so i was on the train on my way home…and i was dreading it cos it was late, i hadn’t showered, i felt so uncomfortable from the itch that i was feeling from my rashes, and disgusted at the prospect of having to go back to work tomorrow morning.
so what made me laughed, you ask? well…i reached one of the stations on the way back and suddenly i heard a guy singing. it was this indian guy doing his best to belt out all his renditions of indian songs that he knew best supplementing it with sound effects such as ‘psssssssss’, ‘ha ha ha’, and ‘la la la’s. ok. that was just annoying. but at least a guy on the train had the wit to take his camera phone out and posed as though he was holding a nearby pole for support, and proceeded to record the indian guy on his phone. how clever is that??? hahahhahaha and the indian guy was happilly singing away possibly just ignoring everyone else around him laughing at him.
anyway…so i reached my stop, went out of the station. barely a minute later, a CHINESE dude started belting out old classical chinese songs loudly in the underpass! hahahahahahha OMFG. that was so goddamn hilarious. so i turned around to check out who the crap that was. and to my shock, i recognise this guy!!! and to my further shock, this guy is NOT my colleague!! hahaha how do i recognise this guy, you ask? well..there was an evening when i was outside cathay cinemas queueing up for movie tickets, and suddenly a chinese man belted out old classical chinese songs and everyone was staring at him and laughing. yes. it was the same guy!! hahahhahah
man…that was so hilarious. and so retarded. well…i know i’m insulting the ones unfortunate enough to have mental illness, but i really don’t know any other words to use. hahahhaa i tell you, these are the same kinda ppl you see in the first 5 episodes of american idol ie. shameless. and talentless. hahahaha ok…time for shower and retiring to the bed now. i hope these 2 souls i bumped into tonight will stop making fools out of themselves. but i guess it’s too late for that now anyway…
